January 2011
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Hanna's Departure
The family members have tears in their eyes when they welcome Kaim back to the inn from his long journey.
“Thank you so much for coming.”
He understands the situation immediately.
The time for departure is drawing near.
Too soon, too soon.
But still, he knows, this day would have come sometime, and not in the distant future.
“I might never see you again,” she said to...
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Elegy Island
This happened a long, long time ago.
On a small island - which has since perished - they had an odd custom.
They mourned their dead with song; with elegies.
The songs would play without ceasing from the last moments before death, through the funeral, to the burial.
Elegies would be sung for many purposes: to ease the grief of the family, to recall the legacy of the deceased, to appease the...
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Mind Control Test
Suchong: Is that your puppy? She's very pretty...
Little Boy: Thank you, Papa Suchong.
Suchong: Break her neck for me.
Little Boy: What?
Suchong: Break that sweet puppy's neck.
Little Boy: No... please...
Suchong: Break that puppy's neck—would you kindly...
Little Boy: No... no... *snap*
Suchong: (pause) Very good.
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Young Radicals
Buck Raleigh: I've been gutted! Caught like a fish on a line with my insides tore clean outta me! Got the report my security system was triggered down at the distillery, goddamn terrorists at it again. I rushed down there to find a twisted heap of sparking security bots and mutilated bodies. One of 'em was still alive, barely, and hummin' a goddamn labour hymn. I couldn't b'lieve my ears 'cause I knew the voice, was the voice I been achin' to hear for nigh on a year. It was Clara, my Clara, leadin' the charge against me.
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Pearl
Charles Milton Porter: I believe I'm done feeding audio recordings and personal anecdotes to The Thinker. I am set to test the... Personality Duplication function. Target personality... Pearl Porter. Thinker, are you ready?
The Thinker: Yes, Milton.
Charles: Ahem, Starting test. Hello... Pearl.
Pearl Porter (The Thinker): Hello, Milton.
Charles: How... ahem, how have you been?
Pearl (The Thinker): Just wonderful, Milton! I've missed you, though. It's been so long...
Charles: Pearl, I... No. No, this isn't right. It isn't... her. Thinker, stop the test.
Pearl (The Thinker): But what's the matter, Milton? Don't you still love me?
Charles: Oh god I said... Oh God I said, I said end function, Thinker! Now! - It's over.
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Between Lost Odyssey and Minerva's Den
i’m getting pretty sad right now. whoever wrote Minerva’s Den is an awesome badass. whoever wrote all the memories from Lost Odyssey fucking wins.
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Blümchen - Heut Ist Mein Tag
"For the most part I think that people are...
cakeisbetter:
-Mike Krahulik
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i got the blues
ifiifi:
because i want some kraft mac n cheese and all i have is this annie’s organic bullshit.
i’m with you on the shells and white cheddar but this just ain’t making the cut.
i think y’all need some variety cheese with the twisty noodles
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deaths tonight
dolph lundgren shot a bunch of dudes earlier, then his girlfriend shot some indian guy with a bad accent. they were the action deaths. after that i watched an 80’s pop group and some poachers and a surly uncle get judo chopped by an elephant ewok hybrid named trumpy. except that it was trumpy’s mom, not the real trumpy. he was innocent.
after that some dude got mentally killed by a...
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Dear Faithful Fans of Chiller Electronica &... →
P-Really - Whoooah (It’s a Mini Mix)
Live it, listen it, love it. Soundtrack your Wednesday morning with the soothing samples of some dude from the Avalanches forums.
It’s really really good.
so i'm watching this independent horror film
and it’s about how this relatively attractive black woman doesn’t get a call from a guy she met at a bar, which slowly drives her to madness
also the title is a driving miss daisy pun
yet there is no driving
how is this horror
who considers this horror
she’s wearing fuzzy lion king slippers
“Have you ever noticed that most of the people who are against abortion are...”
– George Carlin Happy anniversary of Roe v. Wade (via ifiifi)
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Let's All Have A Sit Down Discussion As A Big...
and talk about everything you do that we don’t like
this is a family building process
rapture is our family
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How to be very successful and handsome at sneaking...
Make sure you got your mom to get you out of school for the day on a bogus illness.
Actually become sick.
Talk about how much you want to party all day long, especially while your mom is in the room with you.
Wait until midnight, as nobody over 30 is awake after midnight ever.
Loudly crash around the house looking for your pants while asking me if I’m going to be chill about this.
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Silver Convention - Fly, Robin, Fly
Disco. Nuff...
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Dear Bioshock 2
How dare you freeze and make me lose two hours of progress. I will eat your soul and poop it into little diamonds and then put the diamonds into tasteful but accessible jewelry and put the jewelry onto the home shopping network.
do you know how much time i spent researching sploicers
a lot of time researching sploicers
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sublime-pathos asked: What's your power?
Mines brilliance and amorality.
Mines brilliance and amorality.