February 2012
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"Hey, there's an executive from Disney on the phone for you. He want your advice on a social media campaign for an upcoming movie."
"Yeah, funny."
"No, I'm serious. He wants to meet Thursday."
"Right after the money and blowjob giveaway?"
"It's about a demon truck that runs people over."
"Oh. That makes more sense."
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i wonder where that book of weird stuff went
i want to see all the weird stuff
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“She caught the wrong second of a two-second story.”
– Cashback
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I'm sitting at a table filled filled with people...
marmotface:
We are the coolest people at the party.
We are the coolest people at the party.
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“i can make a documentary about prehistoric ocean life,” said the writer hired by national geographic
“and it will star a plain looking white woman in beige khakis”
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we just haven’t been reblogging each other like we used to
┐('～`；)┌: sherlock-hound: a young girl describes... →
sherlock-hound:
a young girl describes herself as “sooooooo random x3” on her blog but as it turns out she is the literal embodiment of random, she is an amalgamation of variables assigned to arbitrary points in space, a metaphysical being of pure entropy around which all probabilities become nonexistent, an inter-dimensional mathematical construct transcending spacetime and existing...
And yet he complained that his stomach wasn’t full.
who is still awake and wants to get real shitty
i mean piss drunk. lets kill a hooker and swear never to tell anyone
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“Dear Roberta Sparrow,
I’ve reached the end of your book and there are...”
– Donnie Darko
powerlesbian:
today i learned that our domesticated talking birds that get loose are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call
can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE
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Marty Robbins - Big Iron
My stepdad used to...
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