tgstation.com whyd you pee your pants jared
things i learned from diversity training: don’t call women of hispanic origin “hot little chili pepper,” don’t give female employees back massages while making weird faces, don’t be a man
a couple of guys just recognized me as “jared from tg station” on xbl and i am so happy right now
i have fans! TWO WHOLE FANS
i really wanted to get back to work today but now i am out of lighter fluid and alcohol
so now i REALLY want to get back to work today
a startlingly poignant moment from two and half men
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every once in a while i type “yumblr” into the search bar and it takes me to some placeholder page with a picture of a fork in the corner
and i’m like
you could be so much more
drunkwithglee asked: I watched "Hard Working Girls" and there was one scene where a milf was getting a pizza delivered and the camera followed the pizza girl across the street. I LOLed bc there was a TINY DOG that followed across the street and then turned around and walked back !!
mine had a boss find her employee getting ready for the club on company property so they boned but there weren’t a whole lot of places to go so one just stuck her head in the sink and left it there
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
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scumbag brain: party all night with porn stars, receive free porn from porn stars, get home and puke everywhere, wake up in the middle of the afternoon with a horrific hangover
one hour later, “man i never get to do anything fun”
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:(
corpsey lets drink this giant bottle of bombay sapphire and break into the smc gallery nothing can possibly go wrong