ask her? if you can’t tell right away just ask. it’s better to get shot down than to drag it out, which also applies to asking people on dates.

just do it fast, like a sexy, sexy band-aid that you can only admire from afar and should therefore get over.

yes, i saw it. you’re obviously taking reddit too seriously so here’s some advice:

be confident in who you are and i guarantee you’ll attract some of the coolest people around, abs be damned

oh, and stop taking reddit so seriously

You’ve got to BE the bullet. PEW PEW PEW

I like you.

Probably never. I’m not really the kind of person they bring on for that.

Two big, lots of little, one who would probably strangle me if she knew I didn’t count her as big. But we haven’t talked in six years and she got a gross boob job. Very Real Housewives. Exceedingly.

I’m looking at this and thinking you’re either a girl I dated a while back or one of about a half dozen people who I’ve been to the aquarium on acid with.

WHO ARE YOU

I’ve dated a few girls who are taller than me. I’m 5’6” - 5’6.5”, so it’s not uncommon to date people who are taller than that.

Yes, three times. The first one was sexy, the second was terrifying and the third was nice.

I go by the half my age + 7 rule, so 19.

Residue, a game by The Working Parts

Silk happy face boxers OR nothing OR my full outfit from the previous day.

I didn’t expect to have my nose crushed by someone’s knee mid-stroke and bleed all over the house.

Good story in hindsight but extremely disorienting and painful at the time.

It was weird the next morning.

You mean like 95% of the college population?

We don’t collectively die at 60 anymore, ditched the get-married-right-out-of-high-school mentality of the boomers and their WWII era parents, and the job market is beyond fucked. On top of that, I’m not so sure that choosing a lifelong career path in our late teens is such a good idea when a lot of us are going to live around a century.

I viewed and treated college in much the same way: as a glorified gray area between the real word and a babysitting service where I could get away with almost anything and learn what I wanted, how I wanted, without any negative repercussions going forward because after a year I knew I didn’t want to go into politics anyway. Most people wanted me to get a degree in writing. I had the foresight to understand that it didn’t matter what I got a degree in because outside of science and engineering there is little to no societal value in any other area, one of the few things I thank younger me for thinking. Political Theory was fun, I did some cool things with it in Geneva, and now I use the things I learned as contextual background for my written pieces. It also helps to understand how our government works.

In the end? Study whatever you want. Most of the time it doesn’t and never will matter, so just learn what you think is interesting and go from there.