I wrote some extra college personalities to compliment the SA list from a few years ago during an AIM conversation, so I’m going to steal a bit of Erin’s thunder and post them with some AWESOME NON-TABLET ARTS I MADE WITH MY TINY MOUSEPAD. WOO.
The Train Wreck: Often in danger and perpetually circling the drain from midnight to 5 AM, The Train Wreck is never far from a crippling combination of poor choices that will leave them slumped in the corner of their higher end apartment until the next big party. With a wine bottle firmly in one hand and Viking war chest of condoms, hangover cures and pregnancy tests within an arms reach of their dirty futon, these poor souls are always chasing another high and another inevitable crash. Their grades are either extremely high or extremely low, mirroring the bipolar lives they lead. Will often go through relationships like Wal-Mart underwear, calling you late at night with pregnancy scares, desperate pleas for noncommittal sex, and, occasionally, to tell you that Top Chef is on.