dexbonus said:

Hey I’ll buy you like ten creme puffs dawg <3 thanks for all the sweet words

you are like

one of my best friends

SO

i will say nice things

about

you

for free

i will take you up on those creme puffs though

great things about DODGER:

  1. cool shirts
  2. weighs like nine pounds
  3. hair
  4. has a diet of a drunk pirate
  5. consistently smells like breakfast
  6. takes the kind of pride in her work rarely exhibited by anyone in a given profession, made doubly impressive by the occasional abrasiveness of her audience and the genuinely good heart she exhibits on a daily basis
  7. bought me a cream puff
two of my favorite best people and also satanungen. i don&#8217;t know satanungen but they&#8217;re probably great too. hi satanungen. i drank half a bottle of wine and now you&#8217;re in this post

two of my favorite best people and also satanungen. i don’t know satanungen but they’re probably great too. hi satanungen. i drank half a bottle of wine and now you’re in this post

this is my favorite episode of the mobile show ever

one might say that it feeds the senses

it does NOT take that long to walk to your bathroom, Jared.
Dodger! Baby! I swear, it happens to a lot of guys!

dexbonus said:

aw man I was gonna go to that and totally forgot about it! Curses! <3 

YOU SHOULDA COME IT WAS SO MUCH FUN

For reference

props to systemsnominal for this piece of amazing

props to systemsnominal for this piece of amazing

1. Kelsey who I wrote a poem about (the only one I wrote a poem about)
2. Margot was &#8220;being such a girl right now&#8221;
3. Amanda isn&#8217;t in LA yet
4. Valerie and our tentative wedding plans
5. Victoria will never get rid of me (ten years running)
6. Dodger doesn&#8217;t want to know why we keep starting fires
7. Oly alone at the edge of the universe humming a tune
8. James ate the bread ball (but not the brownies)
9. notalkingplz sold me a shirt with words on it (its a very good shirt)
These are all wonderful people I respect and admire. You should follow each and every one of them. I do.

1. Kelsey who I wrote a poem about (the only one I wrote a poem about)

2. Margot was “being such a girl right now”

3. Amanda isn’t in LA yet

4. Valerie and our tentative wedding plans

5. Victoria will never get rid of me (ten years running)

6. Dodger doesn’t want to know why we keep starting fires

7. Oly alone at the edge of the universe humming a tune

8. James ate the bread ball (but not the brownies)

9. notalkingplz sold me a shirt with words on it (its a very good shirt)

These are all wonderful people I respect and admire. You should follow each and every one of them. I do.

dexbonus:

neoncircus:

dexbonus:

neoncircus:

dexbonus said:

I will back up that claim with totally legit photography

Dodger also helped me fight the giant bee. We have powers. Bee fighting powers.

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dexbonus:

neoncircus:

dexbonus said:

I will back up that claim with totally legit photography

Dodger also helped me fight the giant bee. We have powers. Bee fighting powers.

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dexbonus said:

I will back up that claim with totally legit photography

Dodger also helped me fight the giant bee. We have powers. Bee fighting powers.

A message from thedirtylion
There was much glorious bloodshed last night, noble Jester. if there ever is a Lion riding simulator I'd be honored to let you ride me into dirty battle! Also, I'm killing all your peasants!

DIRTY MOTHERFUCKING LION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

you were good! you killed the shit out of me! towards the end i figured out how to game melee with the bardiche and it got a little out of hand but at that point everyone was in a candy coma and ro had literally passed out on the floor.

ahhhhhhh, good times. i should tag dodge in this so she sees you.

This lady is one of the best ladies ever to lady. <3

And MAN does the internet not know how to handle hyperbole. You’re saying that 500 years ago wasn’t over 1000 years ago? Well fuck, I would have had to know basic math for that.

gems from my drafts folder again

gems from my drafts folder again