i sprayed some of the edible massage oil on a spider and the spider did not die so basically this is my last post before it comes back to kill me thanks for following my blog you guys were great

it smells like an oriental massage parlor

in a good way

there’s a family friend who got uber, uber rich making sensual lubricant and we just got another fat box of the stuff from them as a gift and so i now have like four huge things of cherry flavored edible massage oil and two travel sized things of cherry flavored edible massage oil and one mini-container of ‘spring harvest’ flavored edible massage oil and what the fuck am i going to do with all of this edible massage oil

do i eat it

because i will