hi, i’m neoncircus

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and when i’m not writing paragraph long comedy pieces about neopets, i’m collecting jelly items on neopets

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have you ever looked at your item gallery and said to yourself, “this is a good gallery, but i waste precious moments of a life otherwise full of youthful promise filling it with digital images that have zero intrinsic value”

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if you’re anything like me, you have. that’s why i’m here to tell you about HandyVac’s new “The Gun”

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isn’t she a beaut? what if i told you this little product can solve all your neopets gallery anxiety problems with one simple use? would you believe me?

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what if i showed you?

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okay! well what you do is you aim this little guy at your temple, pull the firing mechanism AND-

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