there’s a family friend who got uber, uber rich making sensual lubricant and we just got another fat box of the stuff from them as a gift and so i now have like four huge things of cherry flavored edible massage oil and two travel sized things of cherry flavored edible massage oil and one mini-container of ‘spring harvest’ flavored edible massage oil and what the fuck am i going to do with all of this edible massage oil
do i eat it
because i will
