Last Thursday - Administration Parking Lot

  • Guy from work: Hey, can I put you in a sketch?
  • Me: Sure. What kind of sketch?
  • Guy: In the sketch I think you're Frodo. In like the office or something. I'm in the office and I think you're Frodo but you're not Frodo.
  • Me: Okay.
  • Guy: Do you think you can do that?
  • Me: I have a lot of experience in that role.
  • Guy: And I'm Sam.
  • Me: What?
  • Guy: I'm Sam in the sketch.
  • Me: Oh.
  • Guy: I'm really Sam, but you're not Frodo.
  • Me: Okay.

a text message i just sent to my friend slash coworker

  • Sam: What r we working on today
  • Me: Well mike didnt train me in anything last night (lame) so for now i need to flush his office desktop's RAM with my external hd and pretend to further add to my expanded list of game execs. after that? i might fantasize about living in the south china sea or partying at berghain with you and keiko. maybe weep softly into a plant. the day is young.